ELSEWARES

Fred knows how you feel. Numb from the avalanche of cutesy picture frames, the smell of bayberry, floormats in your choice of dog breed. He feels your interior ennui, but what's more, he's done something about it. He and his design team have traveled the four corners of the globe in search of truth, justice, and the ultimate in style. Stuff that works, puts a smile on your face, and doesn't cost a fortune. Enjoy.